Something Smart: Obama is going to Saudi Arabia and Egypt to address the Muslim world. It's putting Al-Qaida in an awkward spot because Obama is Mr. Smooth Talker and people like that. Booya.
Something Stupid: A document being sent from Barack Obama to Congress that listed civilian nuclear sites ended up on the internet. The list is considered confidential. Well... not any more. Oops!
The Eminem and Bruno skit at the VMAs was faked. I don't think anyone realy needed an entire article to figure that shit out. If they fooled you, go bash your face into a wall. You lose. Congratulations.
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I was thinking, do you think Obama gets lit up with cocaine on Air Force One? I tend to think so cause he's always looking so pale and droopy. I think that's where his inspiration comes from. Cocaine on a plane. Brilliant!
And why did anyone bother to see Snakes on a Plane. Everyone's already seen it. There are snakes on a freakin' plane. Thats it.
Barack Obama needs to be added to the Blogger dictionary. This blogger spellchecker keeps telling me Barack Obama is spelled wrong. Bush, Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Grover, Polk, Jesus, Woodrow, Rutherford, Lyndon, Eisenhower. All correct. Barack Obama. Wrong. I think spellchecker may be on to something.
Apparently fuckhead is in the Blogger dictionary, too.
Beer Magazine says that America is the best beer producing nation in the world. I have to agree. That's not really a knock on other nations' beer. England, Germany, Denmark all produce some great beers, but America has variety like no other. Here, we have the best beers from those nations. And we also have Sam Adams. You're not gonna get variety overseas.
So I waited an entire day for the Salvation Army to pick up a desk I was donating. They never showed up. At least we have a real Army that can get shit done. The Army beats the Salvation Army. I called them and the automated message gave me some crap about miracles. Miracle my butt. My desk is still sitting by the doorway. That fucker magically disappearing? Now that's a miracle.
I heard the new Pearl Jam song "Got Some" on Conan O'Brien. Didn't like it. I might give it a couple more listens, maybe I just didn't enjoy it live.
I saw this on another blog (Love and Some Verses) and thought it was worth watching.
The World Beneath by Charlotte author, Aaron Gwyn
-- A Gulf War veteran discovers a mysterious crevice, perfectly round and seemingly bottomless, in his backyard. The hole becomes the veteran's obsession and an ominous clue in Sheriff Martin's investigation in the death of a local fifteen-year old boy.